6.6%
It’s tacky
You know when you get jam on something and it just stays with you all day and like everything you touch just gets smeared, especially things you’d like to keep clean even tho you washed your hands TWENTY SEVEN FUCKING TIMES? And sometimes you don’t even know what the original sticky source is and when it decided to live on you, like it might not even be your fault (you didn’t even have toast for breakfast!) which makes it even grosser because that means you touched an unidentified sticky substance with an unknown origin – YUCK – and all you want is to not keep touching sticky things. IS THIS KETTLE EXTRACT OR SUPER GLUE OR HONEY PLEASE MAKE IT STOP. Ok this description is going off the rails…getting back on track…buffering…this beer tastes like resinous marmalade jam. That’s where we’re going with all of this. It’s because the hop bill was Mosaic, Galaxy, and Luminosa. Thank you for those 45 seconds reading this description, time which you will never get back, but you do have this beer and that’s not nothing.
-Cloudburst
